MORE KUMAH

More Kumah letters! Just to clarify, I had sent out the response to his first letter the day I got this. So he should have that letter by now.

Dear Skype,

This summer camp sure is long! We went swimming the other day. I passed my swim test but failed the race. I suck at running. :(

There is a petty officer here with the nickname "Honey Badger". He is really short and yells "I don't give a fuck" a lot.

Also during PT the other day, instead of yelling cadence we sang the Bel Air theme.

The internet has invaded boot camp. That... or I have gone insane and stuff is fucked. Speaking of fucked...

WRITE ME PLOX! I am lonely and have no idea what day it is. We don't have any normal calendars here, they just tell us what day of training it is. Sorta.

I know today is Sunday and now I remember; including myself there are 3 atheists in my division. Is pretty cool.


I miss you guys, and porn, and weird parts of YouTube. Probably miss porn the most though. Soz but true. Don't send me any though. I'll get by. Send me letters though. :(


- Kumah "SemenRecruit"

Will be sending out responses to this letter very soon, in a few days. I'll talk to each of you individually.

Again, if you want to send Kumah something, here's his address!

SR Hall, Harrison, P.
USS John F. Kennedy, Ship 09
Div 143
3415 Sailor Drive
Great Lakes, IL 60088-3515